Rules of the Library

I may not:

   1. doodle

   2. watch movies or tv online

   3. check facebook

   4. stare out of the window

   5. do number 4 while thinking about what else I could be doing that is more fun

   6. openly covet the good tables

   7. waste time by silently coveting the good tables

   8. silently rant about how I hate the teachers who all assigned a paper due in the same week

   9. sleep

 10. write a blog

 11. make lists like this one

 12. do number 11 then subsequently post it as a blog, violating rule number 10

 13. people watch

 14. watch youtube videos

 15. tell yourself you are going to the bathroom then wander around like a miscreant

How many of you put the pro in procrastinate? Do you violate every one of these rules in one sitting, while supposedly doing homework? Do you wish you were a good student who does all the homework a week in advance? Is it because of these habits that you aren't that good student and you do things the night before, or heaven forbid, the morning of?

Well, have faith. You're not the only one.